am i invisible??

am i invisible? or does common decency just not exist anymore..
i was asking myself this very question one particular strange day last week.

elevator ride #1
i was in the elevator at the gym and this woman is peering at herself in the mirror. i'm thinking to myself, ok everyone does that but i wouldn't while other people are with me. and then she starts squeezing blackheads out of her nose. little black and white dots of puss appear and then she WIPES THEM ON THE MIRROR!! i nearly threw up. i was staring at her with a horrified look on my face hoping she would notice i was there and stop. but she didn't. she just kept squeezing with her face screwed up like a really ugly bulldog until we reached the car park.


elevator ride #2. ***warning... this is gross***
i was in the elevator at work and these 2 girls behind me are discussing std's (cos i know thats what i like to talk about at 9am at work)

(girl 1) 'i have these little bumps with yellow heads and when i squeeze them the puss shoot's out'.
(girl 2) 'you should stop sleeping with him'
(girl 1) 'well i would except he is the perfect size for anal and i've always wanted to do that'

at this point i got off the elevator and walked the other 2 flights. some things you just don't want to hear about without half a dozen cocktails under your belt.

i think i'm traumatised