Withdrawals
its been 3 days since my last posting (sounds like i'm going to confession). in a way i am really... i hate my grandmother! there it is, i confess. seriously though, before you all think i'm an evil granny hating devil child hear me out.
this woman is barely human i swear, she has the most annoying mannerisms and habits on earth and here are a few examples
- she makes that clicky sound where she presses her tongue against the roof of her mouth and pulls it away at such an angle it makes that disgusting 'smack' sound..
- she opens her mouth and peers over her glasses
- she wipes a bowl clean with her finger and licks it
- she talks to you while your reading or watching t.v and its stuff you really don't care about (and i hate the way she says my name just before she starts) " naaaaaaaaaataliieeeeeeee... i'd really like you to see what Dr. Phil is talking about at the moment. its how.. blah blah blah"
- she INSISTS on bringing up subjects that are off limits (like some members of our family) and wonders why i instantly get in a bad mood each and every time.
- she comes round just before dinner and then won't leave till mums forced to invite her to stay and says "oh goody, thanks" like its some kind of surprise. then talks the ENTIRE time pissing EVERYONE off.
- she drinks my alcohol and takes half our food home with her. (i'm sorry but there is a rule! you can help yourself to ONLY what you can consume on the premises)
they are just a few minor examples, but what really gets to me is she is manipulative. she rings up in tears and as soon as you agree to whatever she wants you to do - stops crying and says "oh great thanks" like she never had a care in the world to start with.
OH... and she rips off St Vinnies!! WHO DOES THAT!! this woman has money in property and inheritance that she's hiding from the government so she can still get the pension and then has the audacity to go cry (again.. and literally) to st vinnies or red cross or whoever it is that gives out christmas hampers at christmas so that she can get one. the woman makes me sick!
the worst and most offending thing of all though is... her mere presence deprived me of the computer for the last 3 days. for this, i shall never forgive her.
reading over this post i am appalled at myself. but only for the simple fact that my writing skills and vocabulary have only aided in conveying a tiny fraction of the disdain i feel toward this vile woman.
does this make me a bad person?
this woman is barely human i swear, she has the most annoying mannerisms and habits on earth and here are a few examples
- she makes that clicky sound where she presses her tongue against the roof of her mouth and pulls it away at such an angle it makes that disgusting 'smack' sound..
- she opens her mouth and peers over her glasses
- she wipes a bowl clean with her finger and licks it
- she talks to you while your reading or watching t.v and its stuff you really don't care about (and i hate the way she says my name just before she starts) " naaaaaaaaaataliieeeeeeee... i'd really like you to see what Dr. Phil is talking about at the moment. its how.. blah blah blah"
- she INSISTS on bringing up subjects that are off limits (like some members of our family) and wonders why i instantly get in a bad mood each and every time.
- she comes round just before dinner and then won't leave till mums forced to invite her to stay and says "oh goody, thanks" like its some kind of surprise. then talks the ENTIRE time pissing EVERYONE off.
- she drinks my alcohol and takes half our food home with her. (i'm sorry but there is a rule! you can help yourself to ONLY what you can consume on the premises)
they are just a few minor examples, but what really gets to me is she is manipulative. she rings up in tears and as soon as you agree to whatever she wants you to do - stops crying and says "oh great thanks" like she never had a care in the world to start with.
OH... and she rips off St Vinnies!! WHO DOES THAT!! this woman has money in property and inheritance that she's hiding from the government so she can still get the pension and then has the audacity to go cry (again.. and literally) to st vinnies or red cross or whoever it is that gives out christmas hampers at christmas so that she can get one. the woman makes me sick!
the worst and most offending thing of all though is... her mere presence deprived me of the computer for the last 3 days. for this, i shall never forgive her.
reading over this post i am appalled at myself. but only for the simple fact that my writing skills and vocabulary have only aided in conveying a tiny fraction of the disdain i feel toward this vile woman.
does this make me a bad person?
posted by nat at 10:25 pm
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