knock knock
first i should start by apologising in advance for my bad spelling (i have no intention of using the spell checker) and lack of punctuation (mainly capitals - holding down the shift button is way too much effort) also for the fact that these entries will contain nothing of interest what-so-ever (mainly because i'm just-not-that-interesting *GASP*) soon however, i will be leaving australia (the land i call my own) and setting sail (ok, flying) to icy cold montreal, where hopefully i will experience something worth reporting. since that isn't for another 6 weeks though, you will have to be content with my mindless babble (ok, whinging... or just close the page).
my mother told me when i was very young that you can never trust a man with thin lips. once observing howard and bush i'm once again satisfied that this was a valid theory (no i'm not going to get political) but by personal experience i was 16 when i discovered my older boyfriend was actually MUCH older, married with children. he had thin lips. i remember thinking it was the first time my mother actually knew what she was talking about. so, 4 years later i'm dating a not much older man with medium sized lips when he tells me he is living with the mother of his 9-month old child and she and her family are still under the impression he intends to marry her. a year after that (2 months ago), i'm dating a guy with very nice, kissable, not thin lips - my age - when he gets a 30 yr old woman pregnant and runs off to play happy family with her and $6000 of my money. now, i can hear you all saying 'oh god now she's going to be a man hater'. on the contrary, i still love men. i would however, like to know how is it that one person can continually attract/be attracted to men that all share the same kind of baggage/issues/reasons they suck, if they don't share any distinguishing features and are of very different ages.
any answers?
this rant is due to the fact that bachelor number one just rang asking how my love life is these days... *chuckles quietly*
my mother told me when i was very young that you can never trust a man with thin lips. once observing howard and bush i'm once again satisfied that this was a valid theory (no i'm not going to get political) but by personal experience i was 16 when i discovered my older boyfriend was actually MUCH older, married with children. he had thin lips. i remember thinking it was the first time my mother actually knew what she was talking about. so, 4 years later i'm dating a not much older man with medium sized lips when he tells me he is living with the mother of his 9-month old child and she and her family are still under the impression he intends to marry her. a year after that (2 months ago), i'm dating a guy with very nice, kissable, not thin lips - my age - when he gets a 30 yr old woman pregnant and runs off to play happy family with her and $6000 of my money. now, i can hear you all saying 'oh god now she's going to be a man hater'. on the contrary, i still love men. i would however, like to know how is it that one person can continually attract/be attracted to men that all share the same kind of baggage/issues/reasons they suck, if they don't share any distinguishing features and are of very different ages.
any answers?
this rant is due to the fact that bachelor number one just rang asking how my love life is these days... *chuckles quietly*
posted by nat at 1:04 pm
2 Comments:
Natty the answer is simple.... All men are pigs... and the ones who aren't are piglets!! Not that I'm a man-hater either. I love men too....barbequed...char-grilled... sauteed over a nice bed of jasmine rice. Just try to be happy in the knowledge that you've got your s**t together and they ain't!!! :-)
No we are NOT NOT NOT!!!!!!
There will be no more baked dinners for you if this continues!!!!!!
That is A not you Nat!!
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