I'll have another

So here I sit... At 1:33 am with that feeling. You know the one (or maybe you don't), where your lips and nose are tingling and you barely remember what happened 5 mins ago. That my friend, is the feeling of a couple too many at the local pub! It is not my fault I cry, it was the old civic crowd. This consists of those who no longer work at civic, with its newest edition S, deciding that her last shift must be concluded with a trip to the local watering hole. Since I had already summoned the old civic employees to farewell her at the store they accompanied us for this evenings festivities. True to form however I entered the bar only to promptly find someone to steal my attention away from those more deserving of it. Although, since I entered the establishment worried about the money I was about to spend (since I'm working 7 days a week to save for my o/s trip spending money on alcohol hardly qualifies as a worthwhile purchase) I am pleased (yet feeling slightly guilty) that I walked out $3.85 richer and exceedingly drunk. This due to the fact that the people who initially stole my attention away was a VERY nice customer (and his brother),with WAY too much money and WAY too drunk who has rather fond (platonic) feelings towards me. It his he who provided me with... Many... Drinks and the excess $3.85 he couldn't be bothered carrying. (Before you make me feel bad for accepting his hospitality he had a VERY good night on the pokies, and if the money didn't go on me it was going to go back into the machines... shoosh, this is how I rationalise it)

in my current state I have decided on a few things.

1) I'm way too young to feel this old
2) I'm way too old to get this drunk
3) I'm way too drunk to realise anything
4) I'm way too smart to let a drunk guy make me realise I have no future
5) I don't make any sense

I do know that in 37 days I will also be an ex-civic employee...

I think I may enlist the help of the spell checker for this one considering it took me 3 attempts to enter my password.