oh mr postman...

it's here, it's here!!! i got my eagerly awaited mp3 player by express post (thank you mr ebay seller man). i was so excited, i sat down and tore the plastic envelope open like it was christmas day or something. a little parcel wrapped in bubble wrap (that will provide hours of fun later) fell into my lap. i tore through the bubble wrap to reveal none other then a little silver and black device no more than 4 inches long (apparently thats all you need). ok so device thingy... check, earphones... check, plug thingy... check, mp3 disk that looks like a mini cd and wouldn't have a hope in hell at fitting into device thingy???? check???... oh look a manual brilliant. flick through manual. no mention of mini cd thing or plug thingy and nothing said about HOW to get music on device thingy. crap!. useful man who knows how to do all of this stuff... check? no not check cos I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE! i'll let you know how it pans out.

thanks to work, tonight i missed a wildly successful dinner party at B & L's who were kind enough to think of me while putting together the guest list for jasmine the cats stunt birthday. i say stunt b'day as due to a slight miscalculation on L's behalf it turns out ol jassy's birthday isn't until next week. maybe i can get another toblerone cheesecake whipped up by then for the event. do cats like chocolate???

*in my head* 'my mom says chocolate isn't good for dogs...'