these are a few of my most hated things...
- people who breath heavily when they are just standing/sitting there. unless you've been exercising or have some respiratory disease/thing, shut the hell up.
- people who hand you their card and money at one side of the counter, then automatically walk to the exit side and make you walk back and forth 4 times asking them password/latefees etc and then you have to struggle carrying card/videos/confectionery/change over to them. just wait! you are not dismissed until i say so.
- people who wait for a carpark right in the middle of the lane so that the other cars can't get around them. move to the side buddy!
- narcissistic men who can't comprehend why you're not attracted to them. eg. (a few weeks ago)
[him] our cab is waiting
[me] excuse me
[him] well if your coming home with me we should really go now because i've got things to do tomorrow
[me] and who are you exactly
[him] josh, nice to meet you (kisses me quickly on the lips) shall we go?
[me] hmmm, well tempting but i'm gonna go with NOT A CHANCE IN HELL
[him] what (stunned look) are you serious?
[me] do you really think any girl would go for that? your not worth my time or the effort buddy.
[him] i hardly believe that.
- tuna
- hillary duff / olsen twins / nikki webster
- harry potter / annie (i love ya? it's you.. love YOU tomorrow)
- being ignored
- people who insist on stirring/upsetting you when your already in a bad mood and wonder why you end up snapping. (DAD!!!)
- the italian consulate for not having my citizenship through yet.
- people who hand you their card and money at one side of the counter, then automatically walk to the exit side and make you walk back and forth 4 times asking them password/latefees etc and then you have to struggle carrying card/videos/confectionery/change over to them. just wait! you are not dismissed until i say so.
- people who wait for a carpark right in the middle of the lane so that the other cars can't get around them. move to the side buddy!
- narcissistic men who can't comprehend why you're not attracted to them. eg. (a few weeks ago)
[him] our cab is waiting
[me] excuse me
[him] well if your coming home with me we should really go now because i've got things to do tomorrow
[me] and who are you exactly
[him] josh, nice to meet you (kisses me quickly on the lips) shall we go?
[me] hmmm, well tempting but i'm gonna go with NOT A CHANCE IN HELL
[him] what (stunned look) are you serious?
[me] do you really think any girl would go for that? your not worth my time or the effort buddy.
[him] i hardly believe that.
- tuna
- hillary duff / olsen twins / nikki webster
- harry potter / annie (i love ya? it's you.. love YOU tomorrow)
- being ignored
- people who insist on stirring/upsetting you when your already in a bad mood and wonder why you end up snapping. (DAD!!!)
- the italian consulate for not having my citizenship through yet.
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