welcome to my intoxicated world of fun
today the old civic crowd came for lunch. boyface arrived at 12 pm (cos i said to) and had the pleasure of being present for the screaming/picking on mum portion of day. that was fun. then sarah, inga and steph arrived at like 1pm (they were also due just past 12... but are girls). we were having dads homemade pizza's for lunch but dad had forgotten to make the pizza doe and sauce (which is why the screaming/picking on mum happened) so lunch was served at 3pm instead of 1:30pm as scheduled. but thats ok since we haven't caught up in a while and spent hours chatting and drinking wine. well i drank most of the wine hence the reason i have gained entry into my intoxicated world of fun. boyface brang a bottle of red and we finished that... a customer gave me a bottle of red last night and we finished that... mum had half a bottle of red in the pantry and after everyone left i finished that... then i found another half empty bottle and i'm in the process of finishing that. woohoo... has been a good afternoon.
on a totally unrelated but funny point.. i'm standing next to my mum and said, for some reason i can't remember... "i fooked it" which is fuck without being rude cos its fook. and mum said "yeah you fucked it" and i said "did you say fuck?" and she said "yeah" and i said "but you can't say that you're my mother" and she said "yeah your mother... fucker" and i proceeded to piss myself laughing... but not litterally cos then my previous post would contain false information and i'd need pull-ups... cos *singin* i'm a big kid now!
so last night was my last night as a civic employee... i hope. and lets all congradulate A on taking my place in the civic team. she's even taking the shirt off my back!!! nah thats a joke. i'm quite happy to hand my weekend shift over to her, and for the record i offered her my shirt... cos my shirt rocks. it is the shirt of justice and truth. customers cannot argue with you when you wear that shirt cos it exudes authority. and it also contains endorphines and men will walk in the door and be overcome with the urge to hug you. as you witnessed while i was training you. but you only saw about 5% of them. the truth is they are attracted to that shirt. i have no ability when it comes to working in a video store nor do i have any charm or attractive qualities. the secrets all lie within that shirt. wear it and you shall succeed.
so the bottle i was working on has had the last drop sucked from it and i think it is time i had a shower and went to bed. considering i have a new job to go to in the morning and impress a lot of people. hmmm... men in suits.. oh yeah... and don't think i'm stoopid for being drunk before a new job. here is my theory (pulled out of my ass while speaking to A when she so thoughtfully rang and wished me luck for tomorrow). the aid of alcohol will enable me to fall asleep aka.. passout early and get a good 8 hours sleep. since i have to get up at 6:30am and i'm not used to that, falling asleep anytime before midnight would normally be impossible without the advantage of alcohol. the trick however was to only drink enough to get a deep sleep without waking up with a hangover. i think i have done that but i'll let you know tomorrow.
goodnight and thank you if you managed to stick around to this point.
p.s you can blame this post on A who encouraged me to post even though she knew i was a walking wine barrel
on a totally unrelated but funny point.. i'm standing next to my mum and said, for some reason i can't remember... "i fooked it" which is fuck without being rude cos its fook. and mum said "yeah you fucked it" and i said "did you say fuck?" and she said "yeah" and i said "but you can't say that you're my mother" and she said "yeah your mother... fucker" and i proceeded to piss myself laughing... but not litterally cos then my previous post would contain false information and i'd need pull-ups... cos *singin* i'm a big kid now!
so last night was my last night as a civic employee... i hope. and lets all congradulate A on taking my place in the civic team. she's even taking the shirt off my back!!! nah thats a joke. i'm quite happy to hand my weekend shift over to her, and for the record i offered her my shirt... cos my shirt rocks. it is the shirt of justice and truth. customers cannot argue with you when you wear that shirt cos it exudes authority. and it also contains endorphines and men will walk in the door and be overcome with the urge to hug you. as you witnessed while i was training you. but you only saw about 5% of them. the truth is they are attracted to that shirt. i have no ability when it comes to working in a video store nor do i have any charm or attractive qualities. the secrets all lie within that shirt. wear it and you shall succeed.
so the bottle i was working on has had the last drop sucked from it and i think it is time i had a shower and went to bed. considering i have a new job to go to in the morning and impress a lot of people. hmmm... men in suits.. oh yeah... and don't think i'm stoopid for being drunk before a new job. here is my theory (pulled out of my ass while speaking to A when she so thoughtfully rang and wished me luck for tomorrow). the aid of alcohol will enable me to fall asleep aka.. passout early and get a good 8 hours sleep. since i have to get up at 6:30am and i'm not used to that, falling asleep anytime before midnight would normally be impossible without the advantage of alcohol. the trick however was to only drink enough to get a deep sleep without waking up with a hangover. i think i have done that but i'll let you know tomorrow.
goodnight and thank you if you managed to stick around to this point.
p.s you can blame this post on A who encouraged me to post even though she knew i was a walking wine barrel
posted by nat at 9:00 pm
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When I suggested you post you were only a walking wine barrel from the waist up so don't blame me for the extra glug glugs *grins*
And congrats on the job... well done!
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